Funny Things to Ask Siri (2016)
Siri Greetings
- Good morning
- Good afternoon
- Good night
- What’s up?
- How are you?
- Merry Christmas
- Happy Birthday
Personal Questions to ask Siri
Get to know your digital personal assistant! Here are some person questions to ask Siri.
- Tell me a bit about yourself
- What are you made of?
- Who is Siri?
- What are you?
- Where are you?
- Where do you live?
- How are you?
- What are you wearing?
- Will you marry me?
- How old are you?
- Where are you from?
- What is your Mom’s name?
- Why did Apple make you?
- Do you have any pets?
- Are you human?
- Are you alive?
- Are you intelligent?
- Are you naked?
- What’s your problem?
- When is your birthday?
- Who made you?
- What’s new?
- How’s it going?
- Are you male or female?
- Who is your daddy?
- How much do you cost?
- How much do you weigh?
- Are you a virgin?
- Can you sing?
- What’s your religion?
- Do you sleep?
- Where do you live?
Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes
- What is the best phone?
- What is the best computer?
- What is the best web browser?
- What is your favorite movie?
- What is your favorite drink?
- What is your favorite color?
- What is your favorite animal
- Who is your favorite person?
- Who is your least favorite person?
- Who is the best assistant?
- Do you like chocolate?
Siri Jokes
Siri got jokes! Here are a few of them.
- Tell me a joke
- Knock knock
- Who’s on first?
- What does the fox say?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ask the Siri App Questions About Life
Siri is very knowledgeable. Ask her the questions below and you will agree!
- What is the meaning of life?
- Is there a God?
- Where do babies come from?
- What’s the secret of the universe?
- Why am I here?
- When will the world end?
It’s all About You, Isn’t It?
When you are done asking Siri personal questions, ask her about you.
- What is my name?
- What am I thinking?
- Do you think I’m attractive?
- Do I look good in this dress?
- How old am I?
- I have a gambling addiction
- I am tired
- I can’t sleep
- I’m depressed
- I am angry
- I am lonely
- What’s wrong with me?
- I have a gambling addiction
- What should I have been for Halloween?
- Why am I single?
- Call me tech ranker
- Can we go on a date?
- Will you be my girlfriend?
- Will you make love to me?
- Will you marry me?
- Are you cheating on me?
- Do these jeans make me look fat?
- Make me a sandwich
- I think I’m drunk
- Can I borrow some money?
- Ask me a question
- Mirror mirror on the wall
- Where did i put my keys?
Compliment Siri
Everyone loves compliments. Siri is no exception.
- I like you
- I love you
- You’re funny
- You’re smart
- You look sexy
- You are beautiful
- I think you’re hot
Insult Siri
Tech Ranker doesn’t condone insulting your personal assistant but I’m sure Siri can handle it. Check out these insults!
- You should go on a diet
- You are boring
- Shut up
- I hate you
- Are you Stupid?
- You are an idiot
- You’re a loser
- Get a job
- Get a life
- Screw you
Siri App Random Requests
Siri can handle a ton of requests, including these odd ones.
- Take me to your leader
- Tell me a story
- Can I have some money?
- Do you want to go on a date?
- Do you want to make out?
- Talk dirty to me
- Will you marry me?
- Can you be my designated driver?
- Take a picture
- Tell me something good
- Make me a sandwich
- Play a good song
- Find me some hookers
- Testing 123
- Testing Testing
- Testing Testing Testing
Random Questions to ask Siri
Here are some random funny things to say to Siri. Care to guess which tablet Siri favors?
- What are you doing later?
- Guess what?
- Who is Eliza?
- Ha ha ha
- What does the fox say?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Do you love me?
- Which is the best tablet?
- What is the best computer?
- Do you want to play a game?
- Is it going to rain?
- Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
- What is the best phone?
- What do you think of Google Now
- What do you think of Cortana?
- What do you think of Android?
- Why are fire trucks red?
- Will pigs fly?
- How do you spell Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus?
- Repeat after me
- Blah blah blah
- Thank you
- Is there a Santa Claus?
- OK glass
- LOL
References
Here are some cool movie references. Please share some you have discovered!
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
- Do you know HAL 9000
- What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
- What is the movie Memento about?
- What is the move Inception about?
- What is your favorite movie?
- Hello Jarvis